Reparations!! (WARNING: Political Correctness Level: 0)

To my great-great grandchildren:

I want you to know that I was sorely oppressed by the black people in the early part of the 2nd millenium. You should DEMAND reparations from the black people of your time. Most especially (actually, exclusively) the liberals, such as those at the NAA(L)CP, who made me suffer through their complaining about being in slavery over 100 years earlier. (I refused to pay one red cent, since my ancestors came from Greece and Germany, and did not enslave blacks.)

However, you should see that their liberal logic was right, and now demand some compensation from *them* for making me listen to the whining. After all, it's only right when it benefits *you*!

With love,

The son of your father's father's father's father's father