MURDER, er, Stem-Cell Research

So I'm sure you've heard that King Bush used his veto power for the first time in office today. It's about time. I hope he uses it more. This issue, in particular though, is great. Although Bush could be doing more, it's a start, at least.

I'm sure you know all about the much-debated stem-cell research. We're speaking here of Embryonic stem-cells, as opposed to adult stem-cells or umbilical/placental blood. ESC's come from "left-overs" -- failed attempts at InVitro Fertilization, or from murdered babies "donated for science".

Proponents of ESC's claim that we can "cure terrible diseases" with the research stemming from ESC's. (Pardon the pun) The thing is, we already have cured some with ASC and UPB. Check out this article for a more complete explanation.

The point is, the backers are really just promoting a way to keep abortions going. They use junk science to make it sound important, and to condemn those who oppose it. "What gives yoooooooooou the right to decide who gets cured??!?!!?! You cold-hearted racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe!! This woman donated the aborted thing for science!! It's her choice."

In celebration of the pseudo-science of the abortionists, I present to you:

LuvGlock's 5 Highly Scientifically-Valid Infalliable Truths

1. Carrots are deadly. Everyone who has had a heart attack, gotten into a horrible car accident, been murdered, or otherwise died has had carrots. Therefore, carrots are deadly.

2. Fire is a living organism. Fire exhibits all five properties of life. the ability to take in energy and convert it, the ability to reproduce (just put a piece of wood in a fire for a while, then take it out), the ability to produce waste (ash), The ability to respond to stimuli (give it water, and it will respond by dying) and the ability to grow. Therefore fire is alive.

3. All "freeze-babies" have anorexia. Anorexia is not eating, and not eating eventually produces a decrease in body temperature. Therefore, all cold people have anorexia.

4. It was cooler today than yesterday. Therefore global warming has reversed.

5. If you enjoy this blog, you are extremely intelligent. Only intelligent people can enjoy my blog.

Until next time.......