Ding Dong the *itch is dead! [Warning: PG-13]

Zarchawi the evil *******
(with apologies to Rudolph)

Zarchawi the evil $*%@$#!
had an old Russian A-K.
And if you were Iraqi
you would run and hide away

All of the other terrorists
paid allegiance to this Baal
they never let poor Zarchawi
know that he was bound to fail.

Then one humid Baghdad eve,
the Rangers came to say,
Zarchawi with your serin gas
Have a .223 and KISS OUR ***!

Then all the soldiers killed him
as they shouted out woo-hoo!
Osama, you best keep runnin'
Cause we're comin for you too!